XLR OS for founders and operators

Don't hire the department.Install it.

Eighteen plugins and 157 skills you drop into Claude. Positioning, pages, outreach, ads, email — and a system lead that tells you which one to fix first. No code. No connectors. No call with anybody.

FreeThe Founders Five

Five audits pulled out of the library. They find the leak in your leads, page and offer. Run them tonight.

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Before you buy more traffic

Something in there is losing money. You can't see which part.

Leads come in. Some of them buy. The machine works well enough that you're busy, and badly enough that you keep wondering what it would do if somebody actually fixed it.

So the loudest thing gets the attention — the page everybody complains about, the tired ad, the sequence nobody's touched in a year. The loudest thing is almost never the earliest break. Fix it and you get a week of activity and no change in revenue.

The usual answers don't close that gap. Courses explain the decisions and leave you alone with a blank page. Tools assume the page, the list and the offer are already right. Agencies bill for the work and keep what they learned.

A course teaches

Information in, then you're on your own at the exact moment most people stall.

XLR OS builds

It asks plain questions about your business, makes the calls with you, and produces the actual page, sequence, ad or outreach.

You install it into the Claude you're probably already paying for. No hosting. No API keys. No "connect your CRM." If you can upload a file, you're qualified — and that's on purpose.

The Founders Five

Five audits, free.
Run them in this order.

Each is a real skill pulled out of the paid library. They run in claude.ai with nothing connected to anything. They're free because the finding is the pitch.

Lead Source Audit

From the library

Where your leads actually come from versus where the budget goes. Names the source you're funding out of habit — and the one quietly carrying the business.

Funnel Leak

XLR Funnel Map

Takes your step-by-step numbers and finds the earliest break in the chain. One fix, and the reason it's that one.

Page Audit

RainPage XLR

Eleven sections a page needs before it can sell. Tells you which ones yours is missing, scores the headline, flags claims that could earn you a letter.

Offer Check

RainPage XLR

The one people skip. Checks whether the offer is the problem before you rewrite the page — no headline rescues a thing nobody wanted at that price.

Slop Scanner

The OBEYY Protocol

Reads what your team — or your team's AI — has been publishing and marks every line that sounds like everyone else.

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One download. Six quick uploads on claude.ai, or one plugin on Cowork. Five minutes to install, an evening to run all five.

How it works

Three steps.
None of them technical.

  1. Run the free five

    Install one zip, feed it your numbers, your page and your offer. You come out with a named leak and the reason it's that one — not a list of forty.

  2. Install the library

    Drag and drop on claude.ai, one command on Claude Code or Cowork. The walkthrough shows which file goes where, in order. Nothing to host, nothing to break at 2am.

  3. Let the system lead pick

    XLR Command reads every finding and hands you one theme and three actions. Everything else is named, parked and dated. Repeat. It compounds.

What's behind the free five

You're not hiring a marketing team.
You're installing one.

Every skill in the free pack came out of a department. Here's the org chart — eight seats, one system lead, and the headcount you'd otherwise be interviewing for.

System lead

XLR Command

Reads what every department found, picks one theme, gives you three actions — and names, parks and dates everything else so it stops rattling around at midnight.

6 skills8 departments report here

Positioning

8 skills
  • Proof of Niche 7
  • Brand & Audience Compass 1

What you sell, who to, and in whose words. Everything downstream reads this file.

Copy & Conversion

17 skills
  • RainPage XLR 17

Four page types, eleven gated sections, headline scored and claims flagged. The seat you'd pay a copywriter for.

Outbound

14 skills
  • XLR Outreach 14

Six messages, four of which don't pitch, twelve phrases banned outright. Replies, and an account still standing.

Paid Media

14 skills
  • AdStorm XLR 14

Ads that survive review, then scale, kill or hold on a real number instead of a hunch.

Content & Organic

34 skills
  • ContentStorm XLR 15
  • ChannelStorm XLR 12
  • CiteStorm XLR 7

Feed, channel and the AI answer engines your buyers now ask before they ask Google.

Email & Retention

24 skills
  • StoryLetter XLR 18
  • EmailFlow XLR 5
  • Email Story Framework 1

Thirteen weeks planned in advance, the routing underneath it, and a finished email from three answers.

Launch & Diagnostics

11 skills
  • CartOpen XLR 9
  • XLR Funnel Map 2

What your list can realistically produce, and which link in the chain broke first.

Products & Services

29 skills
  • RainDrop XLR 7
  • RainFall XLR 7
  • RainOps XLR 7
  • RainSteady XLR 8

The four shapes a new revenue line can take — asset, course, service, membership — priced and scoped.

Hire the seat

$60k–$95k

One marketing generalist, per year, before tax and benefits. Genuinely good at two of those eight jobs. Ramps for a quarter.

Rent the seat

$3k–$8k/mo

An agency retainer. Covers three or four of the eight, and everything it learned about your business walks out when you stop paying.

Install the seat

$299 once

All eight departments and the system lead. Runs inside the Claude subscription you're already paying for. Doesn't quit, doesn't ramp, doesn't get poached.

Those eight seats and the system lead add up to 157 skills exactly. Nothing hidden in a pro tier, nothing held back for an upsell.

The whole crate

Eighteen plugins.
Grouped the way an operator uses them.

You will not open all of these, and you shouldn't. Most founders live in the first two groups for the first year and leave the rest in the box until there's a reason.

Get more of the right leads

Five routes in — pick the one that matches your hours and your budget
XLR Outreach — never just checking in

XLR Outreach

14 skills

Direct outreach that doesn't read like the other forty in their inbox. Six messages, four of which never pitch, and it will not invent a detail about a prospect to sound researched.

AdStorm XLR — write ads that get approved

AdStorm XLR

14 skills

For when there's something proven and you want to pour money on it. Writes ads that survive review, then tells you to scale, kill or hold against a number rather than a feeling.

ContentStorm XLR — thirty days that go somewhere

ContentStorm XLR

15 skills

Thirty days of posts where half of them route to an email address instead of a like. Refuses to plan past the capacity you actually have, which is why the calendar survives past week two.

CiteStorm XLR — make your name the answer

CiteStorm XLR

7 skills

Your buyers ask an AI before they ask Google. This turns pages you already published into passages it can quote — and it will not invent a statistic or a source to get there.

ChannelStorm XLR — fix it without filming

ChannelStorm XLR

12 skills

YouTube and podcast, diagnosed from two numbers rather than fixed by filming more. Title and thumbnail treated as one decision. Never once tells you to post more.

Convert the traffic you already have

Where most founders find the money without spending any
RainPage XLR — write the page, score it

RainPage XLR

17 skillsTwo free skills live here

The biggest plugin in the crate and the one that replaces a retainer. Four page types, eleven gated sections, headline scored, claims flagged. Page Audit and Offer Check came out of this.

XLR Funnel Map — find the actual leak

XLR Funnel Map

2 skillsOne free skill lives here

The spine. Holds the shared profile every other plugin reads and writes, costs cadences against real hours, and names the earliest break. Funnel Leak came out of this.

EmailFlow XLR — don't write the sales sequence yet

EmailFlow XLR

5 skills

Five checks that decide whether a sequence can win before anyone writes it. Who gets what, when, and what happens the second somebody buys. Most teams get this backwards and blame the copy.

StoryLetter XLR — Thursday already knows what you're sending

StoryLetter XLR

18 skills

A quarter of email planned in advance with the format, story engine and close already assigned to each week. Three value sends for every pitch. Change any week and the quarter rebuilds around it.

XLR Email Story Framework — you already have the story

Email Story Framework

1 skill

Three answers in, one finished email out. Six story engines and it routes the right one. Your own worst week is usually the strongest starting point.

CartOpen XLR — run the launch, or don't

CartOpen XLR

9 skills

Works out what your reachable list can actually produce before you build a runway backwards from the date. It will tell you plainly when you're not ready — which is the version that saves forty hours.

Point the whole thing in one direction

The three that decide what the other fifteen work on
XLR Command — stop running ten priorities at once

XLR Command

6 skillsThe system lead

Reads every finding, drops what's gone stale, fixes the earliest break before the loudest problem. One theme, three actions, and everything else named, parked and dated.

Brand & Audience Compass — teach AI your buyer

Brand & Audience Compass

1 master skill

Forty minutes of questions, one file out, and from then on every plugin writes in your voice to your buyer. This is also what stops your team's AI output sounding like a press release.

Proof of Niche — kill nineteen ideas

Proof of Niche

7 skills

For the second line of business, the new vertical, the thing you've been arguing about since January. Twenty candidates in, one out, in fourteen days. It follows spending, not searching.

Back of the crate

Four new revenue lines. Leave them shut until there's a reason to open one
RainDrop XLR — idea to buy button

RainDrop XLR

7 skills

Idea to buy button in six phases. Writes the product, writes both pages as finished HTML, walks you through Stripe. The fastest way to test a paid offer without involving your dev.

RainOps XLR — scope creep never arrives all at once

RainOps XLR

7 skills

If you sell services. Defines scope by what's excluded, puts a number on every vague allowance, and tracks effective rate instead of flattering revenue.

RainFall XLR — build a course people finish

RainFall XLR

7 skills

Built around finishing rather than filming. Triggers fire on absence, modules get cut, and the people who finish become the proof you sell the next hundred with.

RainSteady XLR — catch the fade before the cancel

RainSteady XLR

8 skills

Recurring revenue, and the retention work under it. Reads the quiet fade — lurking, missed sessions, silent logins — and reaches out about them, not about your community.

Why you can hand this to your team

It would rather tell you it doesn't know.

The failure mode of every AI marketing tool is a confident, fluent, completely fabricated number that somebody takes to a meeting. These plugins are built the other way around.

Findings carry confidence labels. Where the data can't support a conclusion, it says so and tells you what to start collecting instead.

Fit check

Read this bit honestly.

This is for you if

  • You've got revenue, leads coming in, and a nagging sense that one part of it is broken.
  • You're the one who ends up doing marketing whether or not that's your job.
  • You have a small team, or an agency, and no way to check their work against anything.
  • You're not technical and have no intention of becoming technical.
  • You want the thing to stay yours — installed, not rented.

This is not for you if

  • You want someone else to run it while you watch. This asks you questions and you have to answer them.
  • You want a magic button. The modules that promised one got cut.
  • You need it wired into your CRM on day one. These read what you give them.
  • You want one tactic, not eight departments. Buy the tactic somewhere else.
Straight answers

What you're actually thinking.

What's the catch on the free five?

There isn't one. The five are audits. Audits produce findings. A finding is a problem with your name on it, and the library is the thing that fixes it.

If the five tell you nothing worth acting on, you've lost an evening and I've lost a prospect. Fair trade. That's the whole model.

I'm not technical. At all.

Good. There's no hosting, no plugin to wire, no API key, no CRM to connect. You upload files into a Claude chat window and answer questions in plain English.

The most technical moment in the whole system is copying a payment link, and a plugin walks you through that one step by step.

Does any of this see my customer data?

No. No connector, no API key, no tracking pixel, nothing installed on your site. These are instruction files that run inside your own Claude account, on whatever you choose to paste in.

Your data stays wherever it already lives, under whatever agreement you already have with Anthropic.

We already have an agency

Good — run the five and read them next to the last report they sent you. Either the findings line up, which is worth knowing, or they don't, which is worth a lot more.

Plenty of people buy the library to check work rather than replace it. That's a legitimate use of $299.

157 skills sounds completely overwhelming

You're not learning 157 anything. You open XLR Command, it reads the findings and hands you one theme and three actions.

Most operators touch four or five plugins in a quarter. The other thirteen sit in the crate until there's a reason, and nothing breaks while they wait.

Can my team use it, or is it one seat?

The files are yours. Install them in your own Claude workspace and the people who work for you can use them. No seats to buy, nothing phones home to count.

Do I need a paid Claude plan?

No. Skills run on every Claude plan, Free included — just switch on code execution under Settings → Capabilities. Claude Code or Cowork makes install faster with one-command setup.

Will this turn into a subscription later?

No. XLR OS is a one-time purchase and stays one.

The rest of the crate

What $299 gets you

  • All 18 XLR OS plugins — 157 skills, the full department, nothing held back
  • The five free audits in full — plus everything they hand off to
  • The install walkthrough — which file goes where, in order, for claude.ai, Claude Code and Cowork
  • An operator's start path — which three plugins to open first, and which fifteen to leave shut
  • Worked examples and a prompt library in every plugin, so you can see what "done" looks like
  • The verification suite — you know a plugin installed correctly instead of hoping
  • Free updates — plugins get sharper, you get the sharper version
$299
One payment. Yours permanently.

No monthly. No seats. No pro tier holding the good stuff hostage.

Install XLR OS

The first-finding guarantee. Install the library, run the Funnel Map and the page audits against your own numbers, and give it thirty days. If it doesn't name a leak you can act on — one specific, dated finding you didn't already know — email us and get the $299 back. The promise isn't that you'll build something. It's that you'll find something.
XLR OS Premium
$997

There's a Premium tier. Same library, plus a one-to-one call with Gil to point the system at your business rather than at marketing in general. After that you get him directly by private chat when a question comes up, and a seat in the live Rain Room for screen shares and Q&A. For people who'd rather not be the one installing this alone.

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Find the leak first.
Argue about budget second.

Five audits, free, tonight. If they surface something real, the department that produced them is right here for $299. If they don't, you're out one evening and you keep the files anyway.

Eighteen plugins. One hundred and fifty-seven skills. Zero lines of code. One payment.

Give value. Sell results. Deliver. Repeat. Compound.

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